Ted Nugent to Lance Bass

Oh, the sage advice of elders:

"[Lance] Bass needs to quit worrying about going into outer space and embrace and celebrate life by learning how to kill his own food," [Ted] Nugent said Tuesday. "A slab of flesh on the back of a deer is the finest source of protein on the planet."

But Ted, can't we do both?

(And, damn, it's been too long since my last slab of venison.)