8.31.2007

AFP demonstrates how well they check facts

I mean, this is hilarious!

MOSCOW (AFP) - Russia plans to send a manned mission to the Moon by 2025 and wants to build a permanent base there shortly after, the head of Russian space agency Roskosmos said Friday.

"According to our estimates we will be ready for a manned flight to the Moon in 2025," Anatoly Perminov told reporters. An "inhabited station" could be built there between 2027 and 2032, he said.

The only moon landing in history is NASA's Apollo expedition in 1968.

(Emphasis mine.)

First the unfired bullets that were "shot" at the old woman's home, now this. And in case you just tuned in, December 1968 was when Apollo 8 first orbited the Moon. The US landed on the Moon in July 1969. We did it again five more times, the last one being Apollo 17, in December 1972.

So if the illustrious French news agency can't get some basic, obvious, simple history right, what does that say about the rest of their "reporting"?

And I thought reading about pompous and obtuse Brian DePalma was funny.

HT: Hot Air.

8.29.2007

Olive Opus No.5 = Heaven on Earth



I want one. Simple as that. Once acquired I'd just have to piece together a worthy stereo. Click logo to see why.

8.27.2007

The dissident frogman instructs AFP

I short while ago, AFP posted a bogus picture from Iraq, complete and utter hogwash to anyone who knows even a little about guns and bullets.

The Dissident Frogman shows us how and why it was bogus, plus instructs AFP on how to minimize future bogosity, with his posting Like a suppository, only a bit stronger.

Excellent. 

8.25.2007

Martin Lewis calls for a coup d'etat; what a maroon!

He asserts to General Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs:

You can relieve the President of his command.

Not of his Presidency. But of his military role as Commander-In-Chief.

You simply invoke the Uniform Code Of Military Justice.

He tries to dodge accusations of a coup by writing:

To be crystal clear - I am NOT advocating or inciting you to undertake any illegal act, insurrection, mutiny, putsch or military coup. You are an honorable patriotic man.

I am NOT advocating or inciting you to interfere with any of the civilian duties of the President. That would not be a legal action by you.

His bio reads:

Martin Lewis is a British-born, Hollywood-based humorist, commentator, producer and radio host.

Maybe I should be kind and just consider this a pathetic attempt at humor. He is, after all, a humorist, oh haha, it is to laugh. Absent humor, though, I'm left with only one conclusion, that he's an an idiot.

Captain Ed neatly sums up why this is so:

Lewis quotes extensively from the Uniform Code of Military Justice, but clearly his scholarship does not extend to the Constitution. The command of the armed forces follows from the president's election to office, and cannot be separated from the office itself. Bush isn't C-in-C because he got appointed to that position, but because the American electorate voted him into that role. In other words, the military cannot arrest the C-in-C but leave the President in power, and to argue otherwise is to demonstrate complete ignorance.

Captain Ed also points out that this is the sort of thing that gives banana republics a bad name.

This is just another example of what I keep seeing from those on the left. They advocate the most horrendous things because they don't act from principle, but from their loathing of President Bush. Indeed, they eagerly sacrifice all principles in an insane desire to see Bush destroyed.

Fooles!

UPDATE: Ah ha, it was a joke. Oh ho ho ho. I love his implied comparison to Swift. Now that is funny! Of course, if I understand his allusions to Swift's A Modest Proposal, when Lewis writes:

To be crystal clear - I am NOT advocating or inciting you to undertake any illegal act, insurrection, mutiny, putsch or military coup. You are an honorable patriotic man.

I am NOT advocating or inciting you to interfere with any of the civilian duties of the President. That would not be a legal action by you.

...he is advocating the undertaking of illegal acts and is inciting Pace to "interfere with ... the civilian duties of the President." (See Wikipedia's illustration of Swift's device in slamming the very reforms he was advocating.)

All of this, of course, undercuts any claim of, "Oh ha ha ha, wingnuts can't take a joke, just kidding, guys, titter giggle." It does, however, illustrate that he is singularly lacking humor. And confirms he's an idiot, just as a bonus.

Just so we analyze our satire properly.

Bond versus Bourne

First, let me note that this is a thought exercise about fictional characters. There is no real "James Bond", there is no real "Jason Bourne". You could argue that Bond is closer to reality since author Ian Fleming based much of his writing on his own experiences, but that's a stretch.

What makes this interesting, though, is that the debate keeps cropping up. Matt Damon was quoted in the UK, at the opening his the third Bourne film, saying that Bond sucked. I don't know if anyone solicited a response from the current Bond actor, Daniel Craig.

Then a commentary on MSNBC declares essentially the same thing, that Bond is a has-been and that Bourne more accurate reflects our modern, complicated world.

I gag.

I haven't yet seen the third Bourne film. I'll probably wait for the DVD, since that's how I've seen the first two. I enjoyed the first and was pleased with the second. I have mixed feelings about the third. Why? Because near the beginning of the second they killed off Maria (Franka Potente). From perusing the novels I knew this was a change made by the screenwriters, since she's a character in the third novel. So what would they do to the book in order to make it work?

Also the stridently anti-American tone gets nauseating. The Bourne movies trot out the usual leftist nonsense that capitalism is inherently evil. The CIA brainwashes "recruits" and turns them into lethal, unstoppable killers (via Project Treadstone). Every mission of Bourne's that we're given insight into is a political hit job, an inconvenient African dictator here, a Russian reformer there. Meanwhile, there are corrupt CIA officials at every turn, driven by personal greed, and even the Russian capitalist is horribly corrupt.

Clear message: The CIA sucks, the US is horrible, capitalism is the root of all evil.

Pay too close attention to these details and the Bourne movies become boring. Ignore them and the films are, at the very least, entertaining. The least offensive is the first, the second is tolerable, I am in fear of the third.

Compare this to Bond. First, there's sheer longevity. Damon's pontifications remind me of some young buck in a high school boxing ring talking smack about the current heavyweight champion of the world. Maybe he'll have something to say when the 20th Bourne movie is completed. Until then, there is no other movie series on Earth (that I'm aware of) that matches the Bond series. It even survives regular infusions of new talent, i.e., new actors playing Bond. That's usually the kiss of death. For Bond, it's business as usual.

Now Bond has had its string of silliness. The worst of the Bond films all involve implausible attempts to take over the world. The formula was silly from the beginning and only got worse. But even accepting these, one thing always stands clear: Bond stands for something, and it's always for the right.

What modern critics and actors find deplorable about Bond is that he is a member of Her Majesty's Secret Service and is loyal to his country first, freedom second. Compare this to Bourne, who is loyal to...partying? I mean, once he gets the CIA off his back in the first film he's off to hook back up to Maria and get down to some serious "living".

Wow, inspirational.

Bond, you see, is a hero, while Bourne, you see, is a victim. In today's world, we seem driven to praise victims and throw away our heroes. We call them archaic and out of date. Puts me in mind of the C.S. Lewis quote: "We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst."

Not that Bond is always acting honorably. He is, after all, a government-sanctioned assassin (what it means to be a "double-oh"). But consider that all we see Bourne doing is either acting at the behest of evil men or being purely reactionary to someone attempting to kill him. Bourne stands for precisely nothing, and we absolve him of his loathsome past because he can't remember it. I imagine that's some mild comfort for his victims.

I have read that in the third film Bourne can't remember the names of any of his victims but he keeps seeing their faces, and these memories torture him. He feels remorse, as if that's the important thing. In contrast, say these same critics, Bond is like an impersonal robot, killing without feeling or remorse. This is the meme that the left prefers, emotion over reality. Bourne feels remorse so he is absolved, despite the inherent evil behind his deeds; Bond doesn't express remorse so he is evil, despite the inherent good behind his deeds.

From everything I've read about actual combat, from talking with people who have actually killed someone while in some form of combat, Bond is closer to reality than Bourne. At the time of the event there is no time for remorse, no opportunity to second guess. You perform as trained and, if you do it right, the other guy is dead and you are alive. Later, afterwards, at the debrief or at home, you'll drain and run through the event a few hundred times. But during the job, while on the mission...a professional hasn't time for such things.

But then, Bourne isn't a professional while Bond is. It may come down to nothing more complicated than that. I prefer the dedicated professional, and so Bond always trumps Bourne.

8.17.2007

A fable too over-the-top for Hollywood?

 I had to wonder when I found this jewel:

Most of us, myself included, tend to take our democratic institutions for granted. They were there when we were born. They were there for 200+ years. The idea that the US could somehow no longer be a representative democracy does not resonate at the gut-level, even when events should demonstrate the vulnerability of our system.

Yet, twice in the last 4 decades, the US Constitution has come very close to extinction. Interestingly, and perhaps not surprisingly, each occurred in the setting of a war begun with a series of lies, and continued beyond the point when everyone knew the ultimate outcome would be unaffected, but was pursued just for the vanity of those in power.

He is, of course, referring to then-Nixon and now-Bush.

He starts his hyperbole by praising a judge for getting angry and imposing a maximum sentence as a result of that anger. Given almost any set of principles, no one would support a judge acting out of anger. The reality is that they do, but it's not something that is praiseworthy. Yet this guy does find it praiseworthy because he isn't commenting from principle, he's just anti-Republican so he doesn't care why the judge acted like he did.

As a result of the judge's anger, varied and assorted people turn on Nixon, and Watergate comes to light. All fine and good until...

Without Judge Sirica, there would have been no John Dean, no special prosecutor, and no impeachment.

Uh, Paul, there was no impeachment, with or without Judge Sirica. Nixon wasn't impeached. Maybe I should say that a third time: Richard M. Nixon wasn't impeached. There is evidence to support the position that he was about to be impeached, but he resigned before it could happen, so it never happened. There was no impeachment. Those leaning leftward ho like to ignore that because they can't stand the fact that the only president impeached in the 20th century was, ahem, a Democrat.

It was clear I was reading a tale from an alternate universe. I read on:

Dallek's book, "Nixon and Kissinger", indicates that both realized they could start ending the Vietnam war in 1971, but wanted to wait so it would not impact Nixon's re-election chances---i.e., ~20,000 additional Americans lost their lives for Nixon's re-election.

Uh, that's not right either. It's unclear where he starts/stops his calculations, but according to Wikipedia US KIA's in Vietnam from 1970 through 1973 were less than 10,000. (There entry, inexplicably, then totals casualties from 1974 through 1998.) If you don't include 1970 then US KIA's were less than 3,000. So where in the wide, wide world of statistics does this guy get his figure of 20,000?

Who knows? He never sources anything. Besides, it soon became clear that he was too busy fabricating a vast right-wing conspiratorial coup attempt that was thwarted...by Hurricane Katrina.

That's when I realized I was reading the outline for a work of alternate reality fiction, so I stopped. It was so boringly familiar, but even by the standards of today's Hollywood, it's all so very over the top.

8.11.2007

When did Macs become cost competitive?

Well, actually they haven't, but Mac software is. No, it's more accurate to say Mac software is kicking Windows ass.

Microsoft has a pricing plan for Vista that can charitably be described as a "scheme". It also doesn't make a lick of sense to me. To make matters worse, the reality is that if/when you buy a copy of the software you get all versions on your DVD. Your activation code determines which version installs, that's all. What this means is that at any time you can pay for an "upgrade" and unlock additional "features".

What this means is that MS is leveraging their vast majority share of the operating system market. They are also complicating the hell out of buying decisions.

In contrast, Apple is suddenly becoming nimble (in addition to already being arrogant, smug, and conceited). The latest Mac operating system retails at around $150. Period. End of story. Does MS Windows Vista Ultimate Mind-boggling Confused Version do anything that one-size-fits-all Mac OS X doesn't? Not that I've seen. Well, the box is a little spiffier.

This last week, Apple announced an overhaul of the iMac line. It's impressive, but not the big story to me. That rests with iWorks '08, a suite of applications in the same vein as Microsoft Office. Certainly it was originally meant to complete with the crippled and rotten MS Works, but iWorks '08 appears, on first blush at least, to aim right at Office.

And again, it's one-size-fits-all...for $80.

The cheapest version of MS Office 2007 is the Home and Student version, which runs $150 (hunt around and you get can find it for $110). For half the retail price of H&S, a Mac user gets everything Office has to offer and maybe more. Suddenly there's no great worry that MS has delayed the next rendition of Office for Mac.

So when did this happen? Mac hardware is overpriced, period. You can argue that it's elegant, stylish, sweet to touch and use, and smells great after taking out the garbage, but so what? Same may be said about a Lexus, but not all of us live on a Lexus budget, and my VW does the job, thank you very much.

And yet, Mac software, at least in terms of OS and basic applications, is priced at budget-friendly levels. Why the contradiction?

I think it's because making stylish aluminum computer shells can be pretty expensive. There are all sorts of flourishes on an iMac, for example, that must just drive the price upwards. Some are needless complications that while elegant merely add to the possibilities of hardware breakdown (slot-loading optical drive, for example; oh joy when the feed motor breaks down). Also driving the price are the display sizes; the smallest is now 20 inches.

In terms of software, however, we're talking about packaging bits. Literally. And I think the Apple software developers spent their time and effort not expanding features, but paring features down. They cover that essential 10%, that portion that all users need and use all the time, then added just enough to make the package attractive.

Of course, the low cost of the software may be attributable to the high cost of the hardware. I am not going to buy either OS X or iWorks to run on either my DIY desktop or Gateway laptop because Apple says, "Nyet! Not allowed, nekulturny!" Only a Mac user is going to buy either, and Apple has already sucked their marrow via the hardware cost.

Alas, this is all a thought exercise since I'm not about to jump to MacHardware soon, if ever. When it comes to actually doing something they don't do anything I don't already do on my Windows XP PC's. This statement of fact annoys Mac fanboys, who cry, "Begone, foul one!"

8.09.2007

Must see film of the year?

Oh yeah, time is running out...

8.02.2007

Ban dihydrogen monoxide now!

Priceless...


HT: HotAir.

For more info on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide, go here. If you're not laughing, then go here for research on "sense of humor".