Thank god for environmental summits

Lobsters, caviar and brandy for MPs at summit on starvation

The sickening champagne and caviar lifestyle being enjoyed by Earth Summit delegates was exposed yesterday.

They are gorging on mountains of lobster, oysters and fillet steak at the Johannesburg conference -- aimed at ending FAMINE.

The article does a lovely job pointing out the ironies raging around the conference. Unfortunately, it only takes aim at the key western delegates, including (shock!) the US. I guess the others are just nibbling bread crumbs in sympathy with the people they oppress--er, govern.