But...where'd he go?

Heaven-or-hell argument ends with shotgun slaying

An argument over who was going to heaven and who was going to hell ended with one Texas man shooting another to death with a shotgun, police said Monday.

So they're arguing about who would go to heaven. Dimbulb #1 says he'll settle the argument, and goes in and gets his shotgun. But he doesn't just point at someone; he puts the muzzle in his mouth, prepatory (apparently) to pulling the trigger and finding out for himself.

So Dimbulb #2, with whom #1 was arguing, pulls the gun from the guy's mouth, and witnesses quote him as saying, "If you have to shoot somebody, shoot me."

#1 accomodated #2 and is now facing a first-degree murder charge.

(As seen at Best of the Web.)